Today, i grew older by a day. 1 strand of hair grew from my scalp. It's currently 0.017cm long, anybody wants to see it?

Today, i read the Today newspaper, as usual, it was 70% advertisement and 30% news, out of which, 20% are news of today. Mediacorp is the parent company of Today, i do not own Today, however i own my copy of Today, i got it free today from Today, thank you Today.
This paragraph sounds sibei ToLan. Oh well.

Today, i wanted to buy something, i forgot what was it. But anyway, i woke up late. And my legs didn't like walking, and i flew to 'IT' instead. What, on earth, is 'IT?' All i can say is, 'IT,' is a shopping centre which i forgot what the name of it was. Yeah. Because it was Judith Hong's birthday, he was 1 year older, so, i went to the shopping centre with no itentions to get her - correction, HIM a present. Somehow, the 'IT' was like a replica of a maze, and i realized i kept walking around IT in circles. After 1/2 hour, i realised what a moron i was and stopped for the directory. Goodness. This post sounds like a primary one composition. I am too tired to press the button of the keypad, nono yesyes. I dont know. And it's all your fault, i forgot why i used that heading, i'll just randomly insert it into the post.

Today, i ended up in this shop that sells clothes. I was not naked. I have a leave covering my rod and balls, but i had to get a banana leaf because a leave from the apple tree just wouldn't do. 12 inches is alot. The auntie insisted that there was no changing room when there was one behind her in the shop, i changed in front of her in the public. Right, i got forced out of that shopping mall, but i went in clothed 15 minutes later anyway and managed to smuggle in. I went to another shop and bought my stuff, the end, byebye.

Today, 7 hours after i woke, i'm off to bed again. I wish to type in french because it's easier, but i can't becos you can't read it, boohoohoo.

Today, i realised i'm not a pervert. Norh way, i am a pervert, stop influencing me that i'm not one just because i didnt realise girls urinate from their assholes and not vagina. Dang, wth, i didn't even know that.

Today, this post is going to end here becos i said so, Yay.


ok. fyi, i didn't type this.
but i thought it was funny
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